I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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