you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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