Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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