Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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