like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
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