just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You took a bar mat shot.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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