is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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