he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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