Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize