Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.