I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic