We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.