What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
be right there i have to get my cape
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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