if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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