Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
And then he peed in my hair
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