she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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