D3 body, D1 cock
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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