we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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