he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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