I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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