Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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