there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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