I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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