Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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