i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
