This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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