I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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