he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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