i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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