His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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