I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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