I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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