4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
no, he came in my armpit
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
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I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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