yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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