Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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