i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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