He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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