and she was petting her beer can
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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