I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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