It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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