I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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