What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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