craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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