its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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