Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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