i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I think i got beer on your cat.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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