Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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