The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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