Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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