worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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