Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We are two peas in an std pod
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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