he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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