okay pat passed out under dana's car
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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