Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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