You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Someone signed my nipple.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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