i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My feet surprised me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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